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Summary
Summary
From New York Times bestselling author MaryJanice Davidson comes Yours, Mine, and Ours , the next hilarious installment in her laugh-out-loud trilogy featuring an unconventional FBI agent who finds love in the most unexpected places
It's Christmas season, a holiday Cadence adores. Her relationship with Patrick has been progressing nicely, and they are beginning to wonder if it might be time to bring things to the next level...unprecedented in Cadence's life. That is until she meets the completely dreamy Dr. Max Gallo and he throws Cadence and her sisters for a tailspin.
And if the threat of Dr. McDreamy weren't enough there is a new BOFFO employee, Emma Jan Thyme, whose reputation precedes her. She has a doctorate from Harvard, speaks seven languages, and is a remarkable actress. But she's harboring a secret of her own.
In addition to adjusting to a new co-worker's foibles, shopping for her Secret Santa, and trying to find the perfect Christmas gift for Patrick, a new serial killer appears to have blown into town. For four Junes in a row perfectly ordinary fourteen year olds have disappeared. The only things the victims have in common are their ordinariness...and it's up to Cadence to figure out the case before another innocent teen dies.
Author Notes
MaryJanice Davidson has been credited with starting paranormal chick lit. She is the author of the Undead series and Me, Myself and Why? Her books have been listed on the New York Times and USA Today bestseller lists, and she lists her goals as "Working for world peace, figuring out how to make potstickers, and speaking at writer and reader conferences around the world." She lives in Minnesota.
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Kirkus Review
Me, Myself and Why?, 2010). Mild-mannered Cadence and her more flamboyant other selves have, not surprisingly, a complicated personal life. Wealthy boyfriend Patrick seeks a commitment, about which Shiro, who has a crush on a victim's uncle, Dr. Max Gallo, and Adrienne, a psychotic who would rather crush men, period, are, to say the least, ambivalent. When June Boy departs from his pattern and murders in December, the BOFFO force is stymied. Dr. Max seems to know more about JBK's habits than his mere status as a bereaved relative would warrant, and trailer-dwelling white supremacists further muddle the mix. In short chapters, the personality "splits" are handled with a minimum of confusion, but witty dialogue is the main attraction.As in most banter-based mysteries, the action sometimes lags while the characters quip, but readers will enjoy the ride, and the company. ]] Copyright Kirkus Reviews, used with permission.
Excerpts
Excerpts
chapter one "--doing in here?" I blinked at the woman across from me. She was not pleased, not even a teeny tiny bit. Her hair, which was once probably a lovely brunette pageboy, now looked as though the woman had been combing it with a wire whisk. Her face was red and shiny. Her clothes were a mess--a run in her pantyhose, her blouse untucked, one shoe missing--and she was standing ankle-deep in a drift of snow. Her brown eyes were really, really starey. "Well? What do you have to say for yourself?" "I didn't miss Christmas, right?" I asked. This wasn't an idle question. The last thing I remembered was December, but hardly any snow--it had been a weirdly "green" winter. " That's your question?" I wondered if she had a hearing problem. "Um. Yeah. That's my question. I really, really hope I didn't miss Christmas again." "Didn't you hear me?" the woman croaked. Her voice was hoarse, either because she was ill or she'd been screaming. Probably at me, poor thing. Unless she was hoarse and ill. Poor thing! "The cops are on the way! This is ... it's ... it's destruction of property! You think I don't know that? Everybody knows that! You're ... you are a destroyer of property! My property!" Well, that certainly sounded bad. I nodded encouragement ("yes, my, sounds terrible, really, just awful awful awful") but it didn't calm her down, not even a little. I tried to figure out where I was. There were no newspapers around, so I had no idea what city I was in or what the date was. No TVs running with a CNN stream. Windows, sure, but too high for me to see billboards or the Golden Arches or any sort of landmark. (Mmmmm. Arches! Suddenly I wanted a Filet-O-Fish or five.) Nothing indicating the name of the building the poor thing and I were trapped together in. Just barking. Lots of barking from, I would deduce (being a trained investigator for the FBI, I could do that; I could deduce all over the place), lots of dogs. Dogs. Ah. I looked down and observed that the "snow" I was standing in was actually mounds and mounds of poodle fur. "Uh-oh." "That's it? That's all you have to say for yourself? After what you did?" "Um ... oh, crumbs?" (Profanity was for the unimaginative.) "And ... I'm sorry?" An apology seemed like the right move. When I woke up in a strange place with enraged strangers who were wearing only one shoe while standing in poodle fluff, it was almost always the right move. "And there they are!" she shrilled, pointing with a flourish at the approach of two police officers. "You boys! You come over here and ... and get her." " Get me?" I asked, appalled. "But you don't even know me." "Don't say that like we haven't spent ten horrible minutes together." Well. We hadn't. She and I, is what I meant. She had spent time with my body, but not with me. Don't worry: it's not as depraved as it sounds. "She committed felony assault on all my show poodles!" Scratch that. It was at least as depraved as it sounds. "Ohhhhh, that sounds bad," I said as the officers hurried up. They were St. Paul police, I noted, as I nodded politely and tried to look the opposite of dangerous. Both big and blond and puffy, one with blue eyes and one with brown. "You called in the assault, ma'am?" Blue Eyes asked. "I think, yes, Officer," I said, well into helpful mode. "You shut up! I did." She blew a hank of hair off her forehead with a gusty, egg-scented puff. "She committed assault all over everything and I'll lose now and months--months!--down the drain!" "You should probably arrest me," I agreed. I went to set down my mocha, then realized my hands were empty. No wonder I was thirsty. "I'll come along quietly." And I did. Copyright © 2012 by MaryJanice Davidson Excerpted from Yours, Mine, and Ours by MaryJanice Davidson All rights reserved by the original copyright owners. Excerpts are provided for display purposes only and may not be reproduced, reprinted or distributed without the written permission of the publisher.
