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*Now available in paperback with a brand new title: Kaboom Academy!*
"Graduates of Wayside School will fit right in at the decidedly unconventional Kaboom Academy." -- Kirkus Reviews
Forget everything you know about middle school while reading "this amusing and lighthearted story [that] pokes fun at traditional education, while celebrating nonconformity, individuality, and even oddity" ( School Library Journal ).
A new middle school has just opened in Horsemouth, New Hampshire: Kaboom Academy. It's a place where cannons go off in the middle of school assemblies, pills contain actual information, and multiplication is made, er, real. (Read: You ever wonder what it would be like if there were two of you? How about four? How about eight? Well, you're about to find out!) The school's new students--and the Journalism 1A class in particular--can't believe all the shenanigans that go on. Who's really in charge of this groundbreaking academy for boys and girls who've fallen out of love with learning? And what does it mean to "blow up the model for middle school"?
A 2015 Children's Choice
Author Notes
MAIYA WILLIAMS was editor and vice president of the Harvard Lampoon and a writer/producer for TV shows including Rugrats, The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, and Mad TV. She is the author of a time travel trilogy that includes the critically acclaimed books The Golden Hour, Hour of the Cobra, and Hour of the Outlaw. She lives with her husband, three children, two dogs, two guinea pigs, and a variety of fish in Pacific Palisades, California.
Visit her at maiyawilliams.com.
From the Trade Paperback edition.
Reviews (4)
Horn Book Review
The journalism students of unconventional Kaboom Academy investigate the school's mysterious founder for answers to unexplained phenomena such as flying dodgeballs, hypnotherapy detentions, and a potion-brewing lunch lady. The could-be stock characters show unexpected depth, while the oddball environment, humor, and mystery make this a perfect fit for fans of Wayside School stories. Cartoon spot art adds verve. (c) Copyright 2014. The Horn Book, Inc., a wholly owned subsidiary of Media Source, Inc. No redistribution permitted.
Booklist Review
Kaboom Academy Middle School is decidedly unusual. Cannon fire alerts students to the end of classes, dodgeballs have teeth, and the lunch lady may be a witch. Author Williams (The Fizzy Whiz Kid, 2010) brings readers the surreal story of an experimental school housed in a former mental institution, where students have been hand-selected by flamboyant founder Dr. Marcel Kaboom to combat what he calls the prisonlike atmosphere of traditional schools. Kaboom's top-secret teaching techniques include books in pill form and a multiplication table that multiplies whatever is placed upon it, including students. Nine misfit seventh-graders from Journalism 1A class reveal the idiosyncrasies of the Kaboom Academy curriculum and faculty through the stories they report for the school paper, the Daily Dynamite. Working together they uncover the truth about Kaboom Academy, including the biggest secret of all: who is Dr. Kaboom? The quirky characters, outlandish situations, funny dialogue, and fast-paced action disguise Williams' sometimes heavy-handed messages about the public school system. Middle-grade readers, though, will likely demand further adventures.--Szwarek, Magan Copyright 2014 Booklist
School Library Journal Review
Gr 4-7-When an experimental new school opens in the town of Horsemouth, several parents are desperate enough to enroll their children in spite of the secretive-and frankly peculiar-vibe given off by the school's headmaster. Kaboom Academy does indeed prove to be highly unconventional, brimming with experimental educational practices in which the children are the guinea pigs. Wacky inventions abound, like autonomous dodgeballs, and a "multiplication table" that is literally a table-one that creates multiple copies of any object placed on top of it, including people. This school is anything but boring, as its student body, made up of misfits who have each been deemed unteachable in one way or another, soon discovers. Prompted by journalism class, the students begin to dig up the school's strange and disturbing secrets. The book's chapters often open with student newspaper articles investigating various odd or mysterious happenings. Among other things, the kids find that their school building used to be a psychiatric facility, and that several of its patients remain as teachers. This amusing and lighthearted story pokes fun at traditional education, while celebrating nonconformity, individuality, and even oddity. It takes the premise that middle school is a crazy experience at baseline, and runs with it. The overall goofiness, as well as the cartoony illustrations, make it a good choice for younger middle schoolers.-Emma Burkhart, Springside School, Philadelphia, PA (c) Copyright 2014. Library Journals LLC, a wholly owned subsidiary of Media Source, Inc. No redistribution permitted.
Kirkus Review
Graduates of Wayside School will fit right in at the decidedly unconventional Kaboom Academy. The Academy is located in a former mental situation, staffed in part by former patients and dedicated to making students fall "madly in love with learning!" It offers literary classics in easy-to-swallow pill form, games of dodgeball in which the balls vigorously throw themselves, loud gongs and cannon fire instead of bells, and character-building lunches sprinkled with "curiosity," "honesty" and other "spices of life." The school also has a journalism class of nine young investigative reportersincluding legally blind photographer Leo and telepathic former conjoined twins Aliya and Taliyadetermined to winkle out all of the Academy's secrets. Williams weighs her episodic tale down with detailed expositions of the central cast's unhappy pasts and troubled domestic situations, as well as heavy-handed axe grinding in repeated rants against the boring, pointless, time-wasting experience of going to normal school. Nevertheless, the mix of out-and-out magic with far-fetched but logical twists creates an enjoyably surreal romp. Also, the author shows a knack for wacky inventions, from those book pills to the climactic arrival of an Invisiblimp. Middle schoolers will clamor for a transfer. (Fantasy. 10-12)]] Copyright Kirkus Reviews, used with permission.
Excerpts
Excerpts
1 Journalism 1A It was the last period during the first day of school, and the students were exhausted. The day had started with a long bus ride past hayfields, cornfields, potato fields, and apple orchards, over a creek, under a bridge, around a large pond, into a forest of white birch and spruce, out of a forest of white birch and spruce, finally ending at the school. Once the students disembarked, they had only a short time to stretch their legs, not long enough to fully appreciate the colonial architecture of the gray two-story main building and the surrounding yellow cottages, before they were quickly ushered into the auditorium, which was in fact a repurposed barn. The entire facility reeked of old-fashioned New England simplicity, tranquility, and charm. Most of the students and their parents would never have guessed that it had once been an insane asylum. Despite the traditional appearance of the physical facility, things were definitely different at this school. For instance, the bell schedule had been replaced by a blast schedule. Instead of signaling the end of class with an irritating electronic buzzer, Kaboom Academy marked that moment with a tremendous explosion from a cannon in the meadow next to the flagpole. The first time this happened was at the conclusion of the opening assembly. The resounding BOOM rocked the auditorium. All the students dove under their seats, which was difficult since they were theater seats and only an infant would be able to fit under them. "We're being attacked!" several students cried. "Yes," Dr. Kaboom yelled back from the stage. "Attacked by ideas! Invaded by initiative! Assailed by perspiration . . . that is to say, inspiration! The assembly is over! You are dismissed to fall madly in love with learning!" That phrase, the students were soon to discover, was one that Dr. Kaboom used often. He was madly in love with that phrase. They also came to realize that Dr. Kaboom, who for some reason referred to himself as the "Hot Mustard" of the school, truly embodied his name. He loved everything loud. The beginning of class was signaled by the pounding of a massive Chinese gong placed on the other side of the flagpole. By the onset of ninth period the students had heard the gong rung nine times and the cannon discharged eight. Edie Evermint sprinted down the hall, quickly checking her schedule to make sure she had the correct room number before darting into the classroom just as the final reverberations of the gong trailed off. She scanned the tables seeking an open seat and found one in the far corner, next to a girl with a dismayed expression. Edie recognized her from her other classes; this was Victoria Zacarias. The reason why there was an empty seat next to Victoria was that after only one day, it was obvious to everyone that she was a disagreeable person. But since there was no other available seat, Edie took that one. Besides, others might describe her as "disagreeable" as well. Because this was the first day of school, every teacher had suggested playing the "name game" to help everyone learn each other's names. In this game a student states his name and some interesting fact about himself. Then the next person has to repeat what the first student said, before adding his own name and a fact about himself. The third person has to repeat the information about person one and two, then add his own name and fact, and so on. But because there were only twenty students in the seventh grade and they all had pretty much the same schedule, not to mention the fact that most of them at least knew of each other from sixth grade at Horsemouth Middle School, by period three all the seventh-grade students knew the names of everyone in their class. By period six the game had lost all of its appeal, if it had any to begin with. By period seven, just to freshen things up, students had started mentioning facts about themselves that were far too personal, some of them downright inappropriate. After all, does anybody really need to know about your toe lint collection? By eighth period the seventh-grade students were ready to revolt. Edie was possibly the only person who actually liked the name game. She loved to learn things about other people. She made it her business to know everyone else's business, especially if it was nobody's business. In her mind the kind of business that was nobody's business was the very best kind. Edie was a horrible gossip, a sneak, and a snoop. Altogether there were only nine students in the journalism class, all seventh graders. The rest of the seventh-grade class was scattered among the other three electives: orchestra, art, and computer programming. Sixth graders could choose only between orchestra and art. Though journalism was open to eighth graders, of the ten enrolled in the school, five wanted to do as little work as possible, so they signed up for art. Three were musically inclined and signed up for orchestra. The final two spent all their free time playing video games. They signed up for computer programming. From her vantage point Edie had a good view of everyone in the class. At the first table sat a boy with curly blond hair who squinted behind a pair of thick glasses. This was Leo Reiss, who was legally blind. Next to him was his best friend, Jory Bellard, a good-looking African American kid who had caused a panic at the end of last year when he jumped off the top of Horsemouth Middle School's roof with a homemade parachute. He was considered brave, perhaps reckless, and most definitely insane. Margo Fassbinder and Ruben Chao were at the next table. Margo had a bad habit of desperately waving her hand and urgently hooting "Ooh! Ooh!" until the teacher called on her, only to give the wrong answer. Not only was Margo always wrong, she was aggressively wrong. Ruben, on the other hand, was an all-star athlete. He was cute, but unfortunately he was insufferably arrogant and a bully. At the next table sat Aliya and Taliya Naji, identical twin sisters who looked exactly alike. That would seem redundant, except they really did look exactly the same. Most twins try to distinguish themselves by wearing different clothing or accessories, but Aliya and Taliya extended no such courtesy. They had identical personalities, often wearing the same expression on their faces, with their heads tilted in the same direction. They also finished each other's sentences. Eerie. At the table next to Edie's sat a cowboy. Normally it would be surprising to have a cowboy in one's class, except that this cowboy had been in all of Edie's classes, so by ninth period she expected to see him. He wore brown boots, chaps, a vest, and a wide-brimmed hat. A magnificent mustache that curled up at the tips decorated his upper lip. This was Sam Blackmoore, the only student Edie didn't recognize from Horsemouth Middle School. Perhaps he recently moved to town. She'd have to find out more about him, but her first impression was that he was a major nutter, crazier than Jory, if that was even possible. Either that or he was incredibly stupid. What other reason could there be for wearing a Halloween costume on the first day of school? Sitting next to Sam was Victoria. The scowl on Victoria's face made it very clear that she did not enjoy sitting next to a rootin' tootin' cowboy. Suddenly the door opened and in walked a thin man wearing thick round spectacles that magnified his eyes. He had a weak, almost nonexistent chin, so that his lower lip made a smooth slope to his clavicle, interrupted only by the large lump of his Adam's apple. He took his place behind the podium at the front of the room, lightly rubbing his long fingers together like a praying mantis. "Good afternoon, class," he said in a high, reedy voice. "My name is Mister. Mr. Mister. I know it's an unusual name, but please don't make fun of it. This is Journalism One-A. If you didn't sign up for this elective, now is the time to excuse yourself." Nobody moved. Mr. Mister nodded thoughtfully. "All right, all right, it looks like everyone who is supposed to be here is here, or at least everyone who is not supposed to be here is not here. Has everyone been enjoying their first day of school?" Mr. Mister attempted a smile, which seemed a great effort on his part. "No name game!" the students sang back in a messy sort of unison. "I'm sorry, you'll all have to speak louder. I'm wearing earplugs." Mr. Mister adjusted his glasses. "I'm sensitive to loud noises. My nerves can't tolerate that . . . that cannon. Or the gong." Jory raised his hand but didn't wait to be called on. "Why do you work at a school called Kaboom Academy if you can't stand loud noises?" "I don't know where you got the idea that I can't handle boys. I can handle boys, boys and girls. That's one of the reasons I'm such an effective teacher. Now let's get down to business. In this class you are going to learn how to write and produce a newspaper. You will be taught how to find a story, how to research it, how to interview people for it, how to write it, how to edit it, and how to lay out the copy once it has been written. Simply put, you are going to understand what it is to be a journalist. We in this class have the profound responsibility of informing the students, faculty, administrators, staff, your parents, yea verily the entire Horsemouth community, about everything that is newsworthy at this institution. Our goal is to report those things that would be important to our readers without bias and with perfect accuracy." Muffled laughter escaped from the students who thought Mr. Mister's use of "yea verily" was pompous. Victoria, unfazed by the archaic language, raised her hand. "What about the opinion page? That would be biased," she pointed out. "You'll have to wait to use the bathroom until class is over. You really should take care of that during lunchtime." Mr. Mister clapped his hands together. "Now. Our newspaper needs a name. Any suggestions?" As ideas were called out, Mr. Mister wrote them on the board. When he was finished, the list looked like this: Cow Broom Crown Uncle Dairy Die Mice Boo Boo Bull Time Pig Scoot Antlers Do Best Westerns "These are horrible suggestions," muttered Mr. Mister, shaking his head, his fingers fluttering to his neck, searching for the chin that wasn't there. "Downright awful. Seventh graders, are you? I expected better." Jory rose from his seat, jogged to the front of the class, and picked up a marker from the whiteboard. Next to the suggestions he wrote: Cow Broom Crown Uncle = KABOOM CHRONICLE Dairy Die Mice = DAILY DYNAMITE Boo Boo Bull Time = BOOM BOOM BULLETIN Pig Scoot = BIG SCOOP Antlers Do Best Westerns = ANSWERS TO TEST QUESTIONS. THIS ONE WAS A JOKE, TO GET KIDS TO READ THE NEWSPAPER. GET IT? YOU CAN'T HEAR WHAT WE'RE SAYING!!!!! Mr. Mister read what Jory had written and nodded. "Oh. I see. Thanks for clearing things up. Yes, these suggestions are much better. Much better indeed! Well, now that we have our list, let's take a vote." After several minutes of vigorous debate, passionate entreaties, and a few death threats from Ruben, the class reached a consensus. Everyone liked Daily Dynamite the best, for it said everything they hoped the paper would be, mainly explosive. However, there were some obvious problems. "We can't write a daily paper," Leo pointed out. "We don't have the manpower." "You got that right. I am not putting in any extra time," Ruben said with a yawn. "But calling it just Dynamite . . . ," began Aliya. ". . . is confusing," ended Taliya. "People may think . . ." ". . . it's a magazine about explosives." "It's more confusing for a newspaper that calls itself the Daily Dynamite to only come out four times a year," Victoria said. Margo leaped to her feet, waving her hand. "Ooh! Ooh! Guys! I've got it! Why don't we call it the Dynamite Daily?" "That still has the word 'daily' in it," Victoria growled, leaving out the words "you nitwit," though that message came through loud and clear. Margo sat down and silently beat her forehead with her fist. Jory jogged to the front of the room again, grabbed a whiteboard marker, and put an asterisk next to the Daily Dynamite. Then underneath in smaller letters, he wrote, *A Quarterly Periodical. For a moment there was silence, broken only when the cowboy emitted a low whistle. "By gum, I think that's gonna work just fine," the cowboy drawled. Everyone except Victoria joined in with approving comments. "I think it's stupid, but far be it from me to disagree with the wisdom of the lowest common denominator," Victoria said sarcastically. Since nobody understood what she meant, it went by without comment. Then Ruben ran to the board, chose a red marker, and quickly drew a cartoon picture of a stick of dynamite with a sparkling fuse. With a few deft strokes he'd created the banner illustration for the paper and the school mascot. "Splendid! Excellent!" said Mr. Mister, tapping his fingertips together. "Now all we have to do is divvy up the work. There are many jobs on a newspaper, and there will be plenty for everyone to do, but we need a leader. Who wants to be editor in chief?" Aliya Naji raised her hand. "I thought you . . ." ". . . were the editor in chief," Taliya finished. "The buses won't arrive until three o'clock. We've still got plenty of time," Mr. Mister assured them. "Now this is supposed to be a student-run paper. The more you do yourselves, the more you'll learn and the more pride you'll take in what you're doing." "What he really means is that he'd rather let us do all the work while he plays games on his computer," Ruben said. Everyone laughed. It wasn't that funny but no one wanted to get on Ruben's bad side. Getting on Ruben's bad side meant being tripped in the hall, having your lunch flipped over, or ending up being shoved inside a locker, so everyone always laughed at even Ruben's most tepid jokes. Because of the earplugs, Mr. Mister couldn't hear Ruben. All he saw was the entire class opening their mouths and holding their sides and jerking. He wasn't sure what it meant. "Er, gesundheit," Mr. Mister said. "Anyway, the editor in chief must coordinate assignments among the reporters, read their stories and give suggestions on improvements, decide how the stories will be organized on the page, and answer any letters to the editor. Does anybody want this thankless job?" Excerpted from Middle-School Cool by Maiya Williams All rights reserved by the original copyright owners. Excerpts are provided for display purposes only and may not be reproduced, reprinted or distributed without the written permission of the publisher.