Overture and credits -- The rain in Covent Garden -- Phoenetics in practice -- Why can't the English? -- Higgins' boast -- Wouldn't it be loverly? -- Not a brass farthing -- Something better? -- Negotiations -- And the angels will weep -- Bath time -- I'm an ordinary man -- With a little bit of luck -- Gift of rhetoric -- The underserving poor -- Just you wait -- As and hs -- Poor Professor Higgins -- Pep talk -- The rain in Spain -- I could have danced all night -- Ascot Gavette -- At the races -- The new small talk -- Dover's blommin's arse -- On the street where you live -- The girl matters -- Dressed for the ball -- Intermission -- Entr'Acte -- Zoltan Karpathy -- The Embassy waltz -- Quite charming -- Abuzz about Eliza -- You did it -- What's to become of her? -- Just you wait reprise -- On the street where you live reprise -- Show me -- Wouldn't it be loverly? reprise -- Respectable! -- Get me to the church on time -- Eliza's bolted -- A hymn to him -- The lady's whereabouts -- Eliza's future -- Without you -- I've grown accustomed to her face -- Where the devil? -- Exit music/end credits.