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Summary
Summary
In the good old days, magic was indispensable--it could both save a kingdom and clear a clogged drain. But now magic is fading: drain cleaner is cheaper than a spell, and magic carpets are used for pizza delivery. Fifteen-year-old foundling Jennifer Strange runs Kazam, an employment agency for magicians--but it's hard to stay in business when magic is drying up. And then the visions start, predicting the death of the world's last dragon at the hands of an unnamed Dragonslayer. If the visions are true, everything will change for Kazam--and for Jennifer. Because something is coming. Something known as . . . Big Magic.
Author Notes
He worked for many years in the film industry as a camera technician. He was raised in England, he lives & works in Wales.
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Reviews (6)
Publisher's Weekly Review
Adult author Fforde's foray into children's books will delight readers who like their fantasy with a dash of silliness. Since the Great Zambini disappeared six months earlier, the job of running Kazam Mystical Arts Management has fallen to Jennifer Strange, a foundling two weeks shy of 16, but sensible beyond her years. Kazam is part boardinghouse, part employment agency for wizards and magicians whose talents are on the decline-a high maintenance bunch. Jennifer has just begun her mentorship of another foundling, Horton "Tiger" Prawns, when she learns she is the Last Dragonslayer (capitalized to differentiate from merely the previous dragonslayer) and that the last dragon on Earth, Maltcassion, is prophesied to die at her hand on Sunday noon. Comedic chaos ensues-the news of Maltcassion's imminent death paves the way for a major land grab. There's a lot of setup for later books in Fforde's Chronicles of Kazam, but it's so inventive and charming that readers will happily stick with it (though the tragic death of a major character will hit some of them hard) and be impatient for the next episode. Ages 12-up. (Oct.) (c) Copyright PWxyz, LLC. All rights reserved.
Horn Book Review
Foundling and indentured servant Jennifer Strange runs Kazam Mystical Arts Management in the absence of its founder, the Great Zambini, hiring out the agencys sorcerers, carpeteers, and pre-cogs for practical jobs to keep the company afloat. Flying carpeteers deliver organs for transplants; sorcerers magically fix plumbing and electrical systems; and pre-cogs are useful in flower nurseries, predicting colors of blooms in ungerminated bulbs. The power of magic is at a low ebb, making even these mundane spells difficult. Then a pre-cog has a premonition of the death of the Last Dragon, and Jennifer learns that she herself is the Last Dragonslayer. All her skills at negotiating product endorsements, bribes, and threats are put to the test -- as is her ability to handle the much-vaunted Big Magic. Full of "wizidrical" and literary energy, Ffordes fantasy is smart, funny, and abundantly imaginative in its critique of commercial culture. Jennifer is an endless, zesty font of wit and comic analogies; the brisk, businesslike rhythm of her account deepens the comedy and gives the story irresistible momentum. Reminiscent of Pratchett in tone, this is nevertheless Ffordes own creature entirely -- and entirely satisfying. deirdre f. baker (c) Copyright 2012. The Horn Book, Inc., a wholly owned subsidiary of Media Source, Inc. No redistribution permitted.
Booklist Review
Readers yearning for more of Terry Pratchett's brand of smart silliness need look no further than best-selling author Fforde's first book for teens. In this start to the Chronicles of Kazam series, magic has been steadily weakening for years in the Ununited Kingdom. Once sorcerers had the ear of the king, but now the best they can do is levitate a carpet just enough to deliver pizza. Fifteen-year-old foundling Jennifer Strange has run Kazam Mystic Arts Management ever since her beloved boss, the Great Zambini, disappeared. It's been tough to keep the part employment agency, part enchanter retirement home running. Then magicians start seeing visions of the death of the last dragon, and to her astonishment, Jennifer learns that she is the last dragonslayer. Her duty, though, is anything but clear. Fforde takes broad shots at corporate greed and TV news, mixing Jennifer's just-the-facts-ma'am style with the absurd, and the result is thoroughly entertaining. Quirky secondary characters are nicely drawn, and Fforde never takes himself too seriously, so readers will easily sit back and enjoy the fun. HIGH-DEMAND BACKSTORY: This first foray into YA lit from the author of the best-selling Thursday Next mysteries and the Nursery Crime series is likely to draw plenty of attention, helped along by a multipronged marketing campaign.--Rutan, Lynn Copyright 2010 Booklist
New York Review of Books Review
WHAT is it about dragons that fascinates us so? From the medieval tales of St. George and the Dragon to Anne McCaffrey's telepathic dragons of Pern to the alien dragons populating the most recent young adult literature sensation, "Seraphina," we seem to be endlessly drawn to these ancient mythic beasts. But what if dragons were to die out altogether? Therein hinges the drama of two novels for young readers, with the fiery creatures in both being driven almost to extinction. In each story looms one enormous and decrepit winged lizard, barely recognizable as the terror of tales already told. With "The Last Dragonslayer," fans of Jasper Fforde's best-selling "Thursday Next" and "Nursery Crime" series will be delighted that Fforde's talent for world-building, his skewed sense of humor and his searing satire come through full force. This is both Fforde's first book for young readers and the kickoff to a series, the Chronicles of Kazam. Fforde has created quite a setting. Jennifer Strange, a 15-year-old orphan narrator, indentured to an agency of magicians, lives in a world where magic exists but is not respected. Magic, alas, is losing its power, and as its wattage dims, magicians are resigned to increasingly mundane tasks. Their spells serve to rewire houses and deliver parcels via flying carpets. The action takes off when Jennifer discovers she is the Last Dragonslayer of the title, which means, presumably, there must also be a last dragon. Traditionally the Dragonlands are sacred and off limits to all except the Slayer. Once the dragon dies, however, these lands will be up for grabs. As the Ununited Kingdom's royalty, politicians, corporate executives and voracious media entwine and manipulate Jennifer, she tries to tease out the truth from rumor and folklore. Fforde makes much fun of the greedy and powerful, a pleasure he carries over from his adult books. And he presents his characteristic humor in a seemingly throwaway manner. Take, for example, his description of Jennifer's constant companion, the sharp-toothed Quarkbeast: "Despite his placid nature, the beast's ferocious appearance almost guaranteed that no one ever completely shrugged off the possibility that he might try to take a chunk out of them." All the while, Jennifer grows in self-assurance and determination to follow her own path. In Kelly Barnhill's first fantasy novel, "The Mostly True Story of Jack," she surprised the jaded reader of fairy-tale retellings. With "Iron Hearted Violet," she scores again. Here, too, Barnhill inverts common fairy-tale notions: there's a princess who is not beautiful, a dragon more fearful than fearsome and gods who do not tower but are humble in size. The tale's castle, which lives through magic, is the most inventive rendition of architecture since J. K. Rowling conjured Hogwarts; its living, breathing stones conceal the heart of a god. Barnhill introduces her narrator, Cassian, as a "storyteller, practitioner of a revered and respected occupation in my world, with a long and (mostly) glorious history." With Cassian as our guide, we enter a mirrored world of two suns, a seemingly benign kingdom that nonetheless holds dark secrets; it is but one universe within a multiverse. And Princess Violet, the unbeautiful, quickly wins us over with her intelligence, which allows us to forgive her prickly nature. Together with a stable boy, she discovers a spellbound book created to trick its readers into releasing the evil god, Nybbas. The book's magic preys on Violet's insecurities: a true princess is lovely, with flowing hair and delicate features - not the rough-and-tumble, unruly-haired girl with mismatched eyes we know Violet to be. If there is a flaw in the book, it's that the becoming illustrations of Violet do not justify the shame she feels next to the classic princess aesthetic. Yet the narrative pushes us to dig for deeper truths: What would happen if our wishes were granted? Have we ever behaved so abominably to our closest friends that we fear there is no hope of forgiveness? How can we make amends? In both stories, friendship and loyalty are fiercely tested, and the heroines discover their inner strength and character. But what about the dragons? In both books, the general populace has only a vague, misguided notion of the magical beasts rampaging through the countryside. And in both, the "last" dragon is feeble and worn out, yet the heroines require remarkable courage to face them. They must push past their fear despite the threat, and somehow in the dragon lies the key to secrets. The ending of "The Last Dragonslayer" is delicious and satisfying, yet it teases with a promise of a series. At the end of "Iron Hearted Violet," a certain sadness pervades the storyteller's voice as he remains behind. But the poetic quality of the prose brings hope and an almost unshakable compulsion to turn back to the opening lines: "The end of my world began with a story. It also began with a birth." Lisa Von Drasek is the curator of the Children's Literature Research Collections at the University of Minnesota.
School Library Journal Review
Gr 4-7-Orphaned Jennifer Strange, 15, is the manager of Kazam Mystical Arts Management, an organization that promotes the use of magic by its resident sorcerers, a quirky bunch at best. Within the course of one week, Jennifer becomes famous when she is named the Last Dragonslayer, and her already unusual life becomes one of danger, deceit, and dragons. She is called upon to kill the last dragon in the land and war threatens to break out as countries surrounding the Dragonlands vie for control of its vast and rich lands. Jennifer doesn't want to kill the dragon, but her duty and destiny are clear. Or are they? Mixing modern sensibilities, magic, and mayhem, Fforde has written an entertaining story that will appeal to lovers of magic and magical beings. Humor abounds, but so does heart, as readers are introduced to a heroine who is practical, smart, and true. More wacky adventures are promised in the next book in the series.-Kathy Kirchoefer, Prince Georges County Memorial Library System, New Carrollton, MD (c) Copyright 2012. Library Journals LLC, a wholly owned subsidiary of Media Source, Inc. No redistribution permitted.
Kirkus Review
Finally, the first in Fforde's fantasy trilogy for young readers, published in the U.K. in 2010, makes it to this side of the pond. In the Ununited Kingdoms (whose names and political inclinations presumably hold more meaning than their United counterparts), (nearly) 16-year-old foundling Jennifer Strange (think indentured servant with pluck) has taken over running Kazam, one of the last Houses of Enchantment. She shepherds once-powerful wizards through pizza delivery and rewiring homes in Hereford, a kingdom bordering the last Dragonland. When the last dragon's death is foretold, Jennifer finds herself smack in the center of political maneuvering and foundering in massive tides of greed. Jennifer never comes across as adolescent or real; instead, her knowledge of her world and her even-toned narrative (even of high-intensity scenes) seem downright authorial. Too much of the novel is comprised of comic bits strung together with first-person exposition, and laughs fall flat when they depend on British slang, as with know-it-all William of Anorak. The obvious and clearly broadcast message ("Greed is all powerful; greed conquers all," tempered by Jennifer's innate goodness) further impedes the effect of the broad, sometimes ingenious humor. The second volume may fare better as it promises to highlight the aging, odd wizards and world rather than the less-than-sparkling Jennifer. Mostly for Fforde's fans, although fantasy readers with a taste for the silly should appreciate the subverted tropes. (Fantasy. 12 up)]] Copyright Kirkus Reviews, used with permission.
Excerpts
Excerpts
ONE Practical Magic It looked set to become even hotter by the afternoon, just when the job was becoming more fiddly and needed extra concentration. But the fair weather brought at least one advantage: dry air makes magic work better and fly farther. Moisture has a moderating effect on the mystical arts. No sorcerer worth their sparkle ever did productive work in the rain--which probably accounts for why getting showers to start was once considered easy, but getting them to stop was nearly impossible. We hadn't been able to afford a company car for years, so the three sorcerers, the beast, and I were packed into my rust-and-orange-but-mostly-rust Volkswagen for the short journey from Hereford to Dinmore. Lady Mawgon had insisted on sitting in the passenger seat because "that's how it will be," which meant that Wizard Moobin and the well-proportioned Full Price were in the back seat, with the Quarkbeast sitting between the two of them and panting in the heat. I was driving, which might have been unusual anywhere but here in the Kingdom of Hereford, which was unique in the Ununited Kingdoms for having driving tests based on maturity, not age. That explained why I'd had a license since I was thirteen, while some were still failing to make the grade at forty. It was lucky I could. Sorcerers are easily distracted, and letting them drive is about as safe as waving around a chain saw at full throttle in a crowded nightclub. We had lots to talk about--the job we were driving to, the weather, experimental spells, King Snodd's sometimes eccentric ways. But we didn't. Price, Moobin, and Mawgon, despite being our best sorcerers, didn't really get along. It wasn't anything personal; sorcerers are just like that--temperamental, and apt to break out into petulant posturing that takes time and energy to smooth over. My job of running Kazam Mystical Arts Management was less about spells and enchantments, diplomacy and bureaucracy, than about babysitting. Working with those versed in the Mystical Arts was sometimes like trying to knit with wet spaghetti: just when you thought you'd gotten somewhere, it all came to pieces in your hands. But I didn't really mind. Were they frustrating? Frequently. Were they boring? Never. "I do wish you wouldn't do that," said Lady Mawgon in an aggrieved tone as she shot a disapproving glance at Full Price. He was changing from a human to a walrus and then back again in slow, measured transformations. The Quarkbeast was staring at him strangely, and with each transformation there wafted an unpleasant smell of fish around the small car. It was good the windows were open. To Lady Mawgon, who in better days had once been sorceress to royalty, transforming within potential view of the public was the mark of the hopelessly ill-bred. "Groof, groof," said Full Price, trying to speak while a walrus, which is never satisfactory. "I'm just tuning up," he added in an indignant fashion, once de-walrussed or re-humaned, depending on which way you looked at it. "Don't tell me you don't need to." Wizard Moobin and I looked at Lady Mawgon, eager to know how she was tuning up. Moobin had prepared for the job by tinkering with the print of the Hereford Daily Eyestrain . He had filled in the crossword in the twenty minutes since we'd left Kazam. Not unusual in itself, since the Eyestrain' s crossword is seldom hard, except that he had used printed letters from elsewhere on the page and dragged them across using the power of his mind alone. The crossword was now complete and more or less correct--but it left an article on Queen Mimosa's patronage of the Troll War Widows Fund looking a little disjointed. "I am not required to answer your question," replied Lady Mawgon haughtily, "and what's more, I detest the term tuning up . It's quazafucating and always has been." "Using the old language makes us sound archaic and out of touch," replied Price. "It makes us sound as we are meant to be," replied Lady Mawgon, "of a noble calling." Of a once noble calling , thought Moobin, inadvertently broadcasting his subconscious on an alpha so low, even I could sense it. Lady Mawgon swiveled in her seat to glare at him. "Keep your thoughts to yourself, young man." Moobin thought something to her but in high alpha, so only she could hear it. I don't know what he thought, but Lady Mawgon said, "Well!" and stared out the side window in an aggrieved fashion. I sighed. This was my life. Of the forty-five sorcerers, movers, soothsayers, shifters, weather-mongers, carpeteers, and other assorted mystical artisans at Kazam, most were fully retired due to infirmity, insanity, or damage to the vital index fingers, either through accident or rheumatoid arthritis. Of these forty-five, thirteen were potentially capable of working, but only nine had current licenses--two carpeteers, a pair of pre-cogs, and most important, five sorcerers legally empowered to carry out Acts of Enchantment. Lady Mawgon was certainly the crabbiest and probably the most skilled. As with everyone else at Kazam, her powers had faded dramatically over the past three decades or so, but unlike everyone else, she'd not really come to terms with it. In her defense, she'd had farther to fall than the rest of them, but this wasn't really an excuse. The Sisters Karamazov could also claim once-royal patronage, and they were nice as apricot pie. Mad as a knapsack of onions, but pleasant nonetheless. I might have felt sorrier for Mawgon if she weren't so difficult all the time. Her intimidating manner made me feel small and ill at ease, and she rarely if ever missed an opportunity to put me in my place. Since Mr. Zambini's disappearance, she'd gotten worse, not better. "Quark," said the Quarkbeast. "Did we really have to bring the beast?" Full Price asked me. "It jumped in the car when I opened the door." The Quarkbeast yawned, revealing several rows of razor-sharp fangs. Despite his placid nature, the beast's ferocious appearance almost guaranteed that no one ever completely shrugged off the possibility that he might try to take a chunk out of them when they weren't looking. If the Quarkbeast was aware of this, it didn't show. Indeed, he might have been so unaware that he wondered why people always ran away screaming. "I would be failing in my duty as acting manager of Kazam," I said, in an attempt to direct the sorcerers away from grumpiness and more in the direction of teamwork, "if I didn't mention how important this job is. Mr. Zambini always said that Kazam needed to adapt to survive, and if we get this right, we could possibly tap a lucrative market that we badly need." "Humph!" said Lady Mawgon. "We all need to be in tune and ready to hit the ground running," I added. "I told Mr. Digby we'd all be finished by six this evening." They didn't argue. I think they knew the score well enough. In silent answer, Lady Mawgon snapped her fingers, and the Volkswagen's gearbox, which up until that moment had been making an expensive-sounding rumbling noise, suddenly fell silent. If Mawgon could replace gearbox bushings while the engine was running, she was tuned enough for all of them. I knocked on the door of a red-brick house at the edge of the village, and a middle-aged man with a ruddy face answered. "Mr. Digby? My name is Jennifer Strange of Kazam, acting manager for Mr. Zambini. We spoke on the phone." He looked me up and down. "You seem a bit young to be running an agency." "I'm sixteen," I said in a friendly manner. "Sixteen?" "In two weeks I'll be sixteen, yes." "Then you're actually fifteen?" I thought for a moment."I'm in my sixteenth year ." Mr. Digby narrowed his eyes."Then shouldn't you be in school or something?" "Indentured servitude," I answered as brightly as I could, trying to sidestep the contempt that most free citizens have for people like me. As a foundling, I had been brought up by the Sisterhood, who'd sold me to Kazam four years before. I still had two years of unpaid work before I could even think of applying for the first level that would one day lead me, fourteen tiers of paperwork and bureaucracy later, to freedom. "Indentured or not," replied Mr. Digby, "where's Mr. Zambini?" "He's indisposed at present," I replied, attempting to sound as mature as I could. "I have temporarily assumed his responsibilities." "'Temporarily assumed his responsibilities'?" Mr. Digby repeated. He looked at the three sorcerers, who stood waiting at the car. "Why her and not one of you?" "Bureaucracy is for little people," retorted Lady Mawgon in an imperious tone. "I am too busy, and paperwork exacerbates my receding hair issues," said Full Price. "We have complete confidence in Jennifer," added Wizard Moobin, who appreciated what I did perhaps more than most. "Foundlings mature quickly. May we get started?" "Very well," replied Mr. Digby, after a long pause in which he looked at us all in turn with a should I cancel? sort of look. But he didn't, and eventually went and fetched his hat and coat. "But we agreed you'd be finished by six, yes?" I said that this was so, and he handed me his house keys. After taking a wide berth to avoid the Quarkbeast, he climbed into his car and drove away. It's not a good idea to have civilians around when sorcery is afoot. Even the stoutest incantations carry redundant strands of spell that can cause havoc if allowed to settle on the general public. Nothing serious ever happened; it was mostly rapid nose hair growth, oinking like a pig, blue pee, that sort of stuff. It soon wore off, but it was bad for business. "Right," I said to the sorcerers. "Over to you." They looked at each other, then at the ordinary suburban house. "I used to conjure up storms," said Lady Mawgon with a sigh. "So could we all," replied Wizard Moobin. "Quark," said the Quarkbeast. None of the sorcerers had rewired a house by spell before, but by reconfiguring the root directory on the core spell language of ARAMAIC, it could be done with relative ease--as long as the three of them pooled their resources. It had been Mr. Zambini's idea to move Kazam into the home improvement market. Charming moles out of gardens, resizing stuff for the self-storage industry, and finding lost things was easy work, but it didn't pay well. Using magic to rewire a house, however, was quite different. Unlike electricians, we didn't need to touch the house in order to do it. No mess, no problems, and all finished in under a day. I stood by my Volkswagen to be near the car radiophone, the most reliable form of mobile communication we had these days. Any calls to the Kazam office would ring here. I wasn't just Kazam's manager; I was also the receptionist, booking clerk, and taxi service. I had to look after the forty-five sorcerers, deal with the shabby building that housed us all, and fill out the numerous forms that the Magical Powers (amended 1966) Act required when even the tiniest spell was undertaken. I did all this because (1) the Great Zambini couldn't because he was missing, (2) I'd been part of Kazam since I was twelve and knew the Mystical Arts Management business inside out, and (3) no one else wanted to. Excerpted from The Last Dragonslayer by Jasper Fforde All rights reserved by the original copyright owners. Excerpts are provided for display purposes only and may not be reproduced, reprinted or distributed without the written permission of the publisher.
