Acknowledgments | p. ix |
Introduction: Debunkery Made Easy | p. xiii |
Part 1 Basic Bunk to Make You Broke | p. 1 |
Bunk 1 Bonds Are Safer Than Stocks | p. 5 |
Bunk 2 Well-Rested Investors Are Better Investors | p. 9 |
Bunk 3 Retirees Must Be Conservative | p. 13 |
Bunk 4 Age Equals Asset Allocation | p. 17 |
Bunk 5 You Should Expect Average Returns | p. 20 |
Bunk 6 "Capital Preservation and Growth" Is Possible! | p. 23 |
Bunk 7 Trust Your Gut | p. 26 |
Bunk 8 One Big Bear and You're Done | p. 30 |
Bunk 9 Make Sure It's a Bull Before Diving In | p. 34 |
Bunk 10 Growth Is Best for All Time. No, Value, No, Small Caps | p. 39 |
Bunk 11 A Good Con Artist Is Hard to Spot | p. 44 |
Part 2 Wall Street "Wisdom" | p. 49 |
Bunk 12 Stop-Losses Stop Losses! | p. 51 |
Bunk 13 Covered Calls...Gotcha Covered | p. 54 |
Bunk 14 Dollar Cost Averaging-Lower Risk, Better Returns | p. 57 |
Bunk 15 Variable Annuities Are All Upside, No Downside | p. 60 |
Bunk 16 Equity-Indexed Annuities-Better Than Normal Annuities | p. 65 |
Bunk 17 Passive Investing Is Easy | p. 68 |
Bunk 18 Do Better With Mutual Funds by Sending Your Spouse on a Shopping Spree | p. 72 |
Bunk 19 Beta Measures Risk | p. 75 |
Bunk 20 Equity Risk Premiums-Forecasting Future Returns With Ease | p. 80 |
Bunk 21 When the VIX Is High, It's Time to Buy | p. 84 |
Bunk 22 Be Confident on Consumer Confidence | p. 88 |
Bunk 23 All Hail the Mighty Dow! | p. 92 |
Part 3 "Everyone Knows" | p. 99 |
Bunk 24 So Goes January | p. 101 |
Bunk 25 Sell in May | p. 104 |
Bunk 26 Low P/Es Mean Low Risk | p. 107 |
Bunk 27 A Strong Dollar Is Super | p. 112 |
Bunk 28 Don't Fight the Fed | p. 116 |
Bunk 29 Interest Pays Dividends | p. 120 |
Bunk 30 Buy a 5% CD for 5% Cash Flow-Easy! | p. 123 |
Bunk 31 Baby Boomers Retire, World Ends, Etc. | p. 126 |
Bunk 32 Concentrate to Build Wealth | p. 130 |
Part 4 History Lessons | p. 135 |
Bunk 33 Pray for Budget Surpluses | p. 137 |
Bunk 34 High Unemployment Is a Killer | p. 143 |
Bunk 35 With God, You're Golden | p. 148 |
Bunk 36 Stocks Love Lower Taxes | p. 152 |
Bunk 37 Oil and Stocks Seesaw | p. 158 |
Bunk 38 Swine Flu, SARS, Ebola, and Other Viral Disasters Make Markets Sick | p. 163 |
Bunk 39 Consumers are King | p. 167 |
Bunk 40 Presidential Term Cycles Are Stock Market Voodoo | p. 172 |
Bunk 41 My Political Party Is Best for Stocks | p. 178 |
Bunk 42 Stock Returns Are Too High and Must Fall | p. 182 |
Part 5 It's a Great Big World! | p. 187 |
Bunk 43 Foreign Stocks Just Feel So...Foreign | p. 189 |
Bunk 44 Who Needs Foreign? | p. 192 |
Bunk 45 Big Debt Is National Death | p. 195 |
Bunk 46 America Can't Handle Its Debt | p. 199 |
Bunk 47 Indebted to China | p. 202 |
Bunk 48 Trade Deficits Make Deficient Markets | p. 206 |
Bunk 49 GDP Makes Stocks Grow | p. 211 |
Bunk 50 Terrorism Terrorizes Stocks | p. 215 |
Notes | p. 219 |
About the Authors | p. 228 |
Index | p. 229 |