Part I. A hell of a mess -- "More Golda than Maggie" -- #grandmothersknowbest -- The king of Little Rock -- Intimations of mortality -- Part II. The great pretender -- The misanthrope -- "I've always been a Yankees fan" -- A near-death experience -- Part III. A pantsuit-wearing globetrotter -- The Praetorian guard -- Shafted -- Double dipping -- "I love you, Billy" -- Top ten -- Part IV. The floodgates open -- "Get caught trying" -- Imagining "Hillary 5.0" -- Woulda, coulda, shoulda -- "Skin in the game" -- A "classic Washington omelette" -- The smoldering gun? -- Part V. Picking up the pieces -- The political animal -- "When you got it, flaunt it" -- Dinner with Liz -- Part VI. The vendetta -- Whispering campaign -- On the qt -- Somebody "O'Malleable" -- A sub rosa investigation -- Missing in action -- A tabloid staple -- Part VII. Shameless -- The Potemkin campaign -- On the "precarious left edge" -- "A hydra-headed beast" -- "It's gone way too far" -- Epilogue: that old car smell.