Prologue: Karma -- The point of no return -- Homeward bound -- U-haul, we haul, we all fall down -- Dial M for mule -- The day of living dangerously -- The day after tomorrow -- A midsummer night's dream -- Stuck in the middle with you -- Planes, trains, and automobiles -- Hurry up! -- Going postal -- Wheels on the bus go round and round -- Leaving on a jet plane, don't know when I'll be back again -- Welcome to the Hotel California -- Con air -- One flew over the cuckoo's nest -- Tatiana -- Patches -- Four incident reports and a funeral -- Epilogue: Karma continued.